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twilt is in no way related to the twilight franchise and no such relationship is intended nor should be inferred. seriously.</description><title>twilt</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @twilt)</generator><link>http://twilt.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>unproductive career</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf7bzoJVa1qzemhlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;unproductive career&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twilt.tumblr.com/post/251007606</link><guid>http://twilt.tumblr.com/post/251007606</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:28:47 -0500</pubDate><category>politics</category><category>sex</category><category>insult</category></item><item><title>this was gonna be a poker face joke
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://twilt.tumblr.com/post/156519000/poker-face"&gt;(but then we remembered)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twilt.tumblr.com/post/235061743</link><guid>http://twilt.tumblr.com/post/235061743</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:22:31 -0500</pubDate><category>music</category><category>insult</category></item><item><title>yank this</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksne33sxyz1qzemhlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;yank this&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twilt.tumblr.com/post/234089878</link><guid>http://twilt.tumblr.com/post/234089878</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:01:51 -0500</pubDate><category>sports</category><category>politics</category><category>Misc.</category></item><item><title>keep ‘em separated</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslen3aMVy1qzemhlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;keep ‘em 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-0400</pubDate><category>music</category><category>singing</category><category>Lyrics</category></item><item><title>maybe james-z would be easier</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqqfqzV1PJ1qzemhlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;maybe james-z would be easier&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twilt.tumblr.com/post/200046027</link><guid>http://twilt.tumblr.com/post/200046027</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 08:23:23 -0400</pubDate><category>music</category><category>insult</category></item><item><title>doggone vandals</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqjckxbRka1qzemhlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;doggone vandals&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twilt.tumblr.com/post/196706021</link><guid>http://twilt.tumblr.com/post/196706021</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 12:31:45 -0400</pubDate><category>insult</category><category>idiot</category><category>Misc.</category></item><item><title>bass 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-0400</pubDate><category>food</category><category>music</category><category>race</category><category>family</category></item><item><title>i’d still do you, though</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq4rvrn4cZ1qzemhlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i’d still do you, though&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twilt.tumblr.com/post/190395117</link><guid>http://twilt.tumblr.com/post/190395117</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:38:15 -0400</pubDate><category>insult</category><category>Misc.</category></item></channel></rss>
