1. Notes: 32 / 4 weeks ago 
   

   unproductive career

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2. Notes: 44 / 1 month ago 
   

   this was gonna be a poker face joke

   (but then we remembered)

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3. Notes: 74 / 1 month ago 
   

   i remember that guy

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4. Notes: 70 / 2 months ago 
   

   maybe james-z would be easier

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5. Notes: 32 / 2 months ago 
   

   doggone vandals

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6. Notes: 71 / 2 months ago 
   

   blind date

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7. Notes: 59 / 3 months ago 
   

   i’d still do you, though

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8. Notes: 91 / 3 months ago 
   

   jenye west

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9. Notes: 64 / 3 months ago 
   

   gas prices

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10. Notes: 21 / 3 months ago 
    

    now firing

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